if i were him, i’d probably be just as happy.
if not more.

if i were him, i’d probably be just as happy.

if not more.

it’s strange she would ask in such a manner.

it’s strange she would ask in such a manner.

"Parents without the Internet should have their children taken away."

— Peggy Hill

i just let netflix take care of the movies.

i just let netflix take care of the movies.

(via ineffable-emotions)

Tags: movie bed netflix

i wonder what scares apes.

i wonder what scares apes.

Floaters are deposits of various size, shape, consistency, refractive index, and motility within the eye’s vitreous humour, which is normally transparent. At a young age the vitreous is perfectly transparent but, during life, imperfections gradually develop. The common type of floater, which is present in most people’s eyes, is due to degenerative changes of the vitreous humour. The perception of floaters is known as myodesopsia. Floaters are visible because of the shadows they cast on the retina or their refraction of the light that passes through them, and can appear alone or together with several others in one’s field of vision. They may appear as spots, threads, or fragments of cobwebs, which float slowly before the observer’s eyes. Since these objects exist within the eye itself, they are not optical illusions but are entoptic phenomena.

i have these.  sometimes they’re small and stringy other times they are big blobs.

i can even kind of chase them around.

(Source: longcatislooooong, via eggwallet)

words of wisdom.

here they come.

(via nirdyberdy)

thewilliambeckett:

BRO ALERT: is the glasses on the back of the collar REALLY A THING? (Taken with instagram)

my dad does this.
thanks bros, is nothing sacred?

thewilliambeckett:

BRO ALERT: is the glasses on the back of the collar REALLY A THING? (Taken with instagram)

my dad does this.

thanks bros, is nothing sacred?

(via trixupmysleeve)

lucas4leader:

urbnlyf:

fav pic of earl xoxox

earl b lovin dat lipton

excuse me but that is arizona tea. arnold palmer half & half to be exact.
and he has much reason to be sweetly caressing that can.

lucas4leader:

urbnlyf:

fav pic of earl xoxox

earl b lovin dat lipton

excuse me but that is arizona tea. arnold palmer half & half to be exact.

and he has much reason to be sweetly caressing that can.

(Source: alittlebitofinsanity, via cor-aurum)

this is the result of spiders and caffeine.
i think he had one too many cups of coffee.

this is the result of spiders and caffeine.

i think he had one too many cups of coffee.

brainburgers:

enoughtocarryon:

jarrodmatthew:

cinemastatic:

tears everywhere

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

fuck

:( damn

i saw this movie when i was younger, but this is the only scene i remember.

brainburgers:

enoughtocarryon:

jarrodmatthew:

cinemastatic:

tears everywhere

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

fuck

:( damn

i saw this movie when i was younger, but this is the only scene i remember.

(Source: jumpintoforever)

“Champagne & Reefer” - Muddy Waters

on a blues binge.  

muddy makes some things mighty clear.

this has been a very weird time for me personally.

this has been a very weird time for me personally.

(Source: fassyy, via imfrikinbad)

bobafettuccine:

Criken plays Limbo // part 1

i watched a room mate play this game once.

i think i had as much fun watching them play as they had playing.

(via digital-screams)

"We have nothing to fear but running out of beer."

— Franklin D. Roosevelt